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“My Mommy said only Angles cut their wrists, because they want to go back to heaven.”, said the little boy to me.

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"He kiddo! It looks like you've gotten taller since I saw you last," he said.

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I woke up this morning around 12 PM

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"And if my calculations are correct, the nuclear holocaust should be this year," said my friend as he set our time machine

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"I don't have boundary issues."

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Wings flapping faster than a hummingbird, I watched her dive through the sky in a blaze of glory

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My signature?

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The floorboards near the front door have been slowly creaking for the past twenty seconds...

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People always told me I’d be able to feel the baby kick. No one ever mentioned the small hands I’d feel rummaging around inside me, grasping, tearing, searching for something...

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I could’ve sworn I just let my dog inside.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“My Mommy said only Angles cut their wrists, because they want to go back to heaven.”, said the little boy to me.	6
"He kiddo! It looks like you've gotten taller since I saw you last," he said.	6
I woke up this morning around 12 PM	6
"And if my calculations are correct, the nuclear holocaust should be this year," said my friend as he set our time machine	6
"I don't have boundary issues."	6
Wings flapping faster than a hummingbird, I watched her dive through the sky in a blaze of glory	6
My signature?	6
The floorboards near the front door have been slowly creaking for the past twenty seconds...	6
People always told me I’d be able to feel the baby kick. No one ever mentioned the small hands I’d feel rummaging around inside me, grasping, tearing, searching for something...	6
I could’ve sworn I just let my dog inside.	6